Cool metal tees… This could be your only chance!


One day left!

You know how some rich collectors buy famous, valuable art and hang it in their private homes instead of in public galleries, like ASSHOLES?

That’s how I feel about owning these now. I can’t wear them anymore (too FAT!) so they’re stuck in a closet instead of being worn by beautiful people to beautiful concerts by beautiful bands.

They’re not getting SHARED with the rock community. That’s a damn shame! Please, take them away! WEAR THEM! WEAR THEM OUT!