by gofromjrocknyc
May 15, 2013 01:06 pm · 9
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“According to Ms. A, GACKT shaves his pubic hair and has around 30 silicone balls inserted into his genital area.”

aramatheydidnt.livejournal.com

(Thx cliff!)

SAKURAJIMA! Slate: It used to be an island, but an eruption in 1914—the most powerful Japan would endure in the 20th Century— actually grew the volcano enough that it met with the mainland to the southeast, converting it from an island to a peninsula.
by gofromjrocknyc
March 20, 2013 07:31 pm ·
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SAKURAJIMA!

Slate:

It used to be an island, but an eruption in 1914—the most powerful Japan would endure in the 20th Century— actually grew the volcano enough that it met with the mainland to the southeast, converting it from an island to a peninsula.

by gofromjrocknyc
February 20, 2013 06:27 pm·
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Off with that girdle, like heaven’s zone glistering,
But a far fairer world encompassing.
Unpin that spangled breastplate, which you wear
That th’eyes of busy fools may be stopped there:
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime
Tells me from you that now it is bed time.

From “Elegy XIX: To His Mistress Going to Bed” by John Donne.

http://m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2013/02/john-donne-erotic-poems.html

by gofromjrocknyc
February 1, 2013 06:32 pm · 1
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Yet hours after a magazine published photographs of her leaving his home last month, Minegishi, a member of the wildly popular girl band AKB48, went on to YouTube to issue a tearful apology.

“As a senior member of the group, it is my responsibility to be a role model for younger members,” she said, before ending the four-minute mea culpa with a deep, lingering bow.

The most striking thing about her apology, however, was her appearance. She had shaved her head, a traditional act of contrition in Japan, but perhaps a step too far for a 20-year-old woman whose “crime” was to have found herself a boyfriend – 19-year-old Alan Shirahama, a dancer in a boyband.

A) It’s all bullshitty publicity-seeking overdramatic nonsense.

~or~

B) If she was gay and forced to apologize thusly, SHIT WOULD BE HITTING THE FAN. 

Personally I think if she’s a role model for the younger AKB48 members, she should stand up to her sadistic corporate overlords for requiring such unnatural behavior. SEX IS A GOOD AND NATURAL THING.

by gofromjrocknyc
January 11, 2013 07:37 pm ·
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Sex Machineguns live 2012 (yes, Anchang yet lives!) with… ahhh go to 12:48 to find out. :)

hitman: absolution | square enix (2012) Hitman:Abs’s greatest failing is that it forces a story on the character, rather than relying on situations. The character is paper-thin. And the story is a bunch of cutscenes.  I really liked Hitman 2 & 3 & 4 (4 was Blood Money, right?), but I found this fifth installment to be too crowded and too limiting, and so every mission devolved into a MASSIVE SHOOTOUT. I regularly killed everybody. (“Who?” “EV-RY-BO-DDYYYY!!!”) That’s not Hitman. The killin’ was fun, but not tense. The cover system was handy, but the keys were a little annoying, and I often had to look down and check which button to hit (rather than it being natural and fluid).  Also, Spike from Cowboy Bebop is in this game! A LOT! I dunno, it’s a good game, and with patience I suppose it could be what the best of the franchise offers, but for me, I wish I had waited to buy it at half price in a few months. Favorite map: the cornfield. Not for the leather-clad killer sex nuns, but for the free roamin’ sneak and pounce design. :/ [amazon]
by gofromjrocknyc
December 8, 2012 08:54 am · 3
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hitman: absolution | square enix (2012)

Hitman:Abs’s greatest failing is that it forces a story on the character, rather than relying on situations. The character is paper-thin. And the story is a bunch of cutscenes. 

I really liked Hitman 2 & 3 & 4 (4 was Blood Money, right?), but I found this fifth installment to be too crowded and too limiting, and so every mission devolved into a MASSIVE SHOOTOUT.

I regularly killed everybody. (“Who?” “EV-RY-BO-DDYYYY!!!”) That’s not Hitman.

The killin’ was fun, but not tense. The cover system was handy, but the keys were a little annoying, and I often had to look down and check which button to hit (rather than it being natural and fluid). 

Also, Spike from Cowboy Bebop is in this game! A LOT!

I dunno, it’s a good game, and with patience I suppose it could be what the best of the franchise offers, but for me, I wish I had waited to buy it at half price in a few months.

Favorite map: the cornfield. Not for the leather-clad killer sex nuns, but for the free roamin’ sneak and pounce design.

:/

[amazon]

Rent-a-Japanese-Boyfriend! http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-boyfriend-dispatch-service-because-japanese-women-get-lonely-too: According to the site, you can:   Sleep in his arms   Go out for a date (all costs must be borne by the client)   Have him clean for you (Simple cleaning tasks like vacuuming, etc., so long as it’s nothing discomforting)   Eat together at a restaurant (all costs must be borne by the client)   Have him cook for you (ingredients must be prepared by the client)  And here’s what clients are forbidden from doing: Touching his genitals or reaching under his clothes Taking a shower or bath together Kissing or other intimate contact not specified in the service outline Anything that would sexually arouse him Contacting him in private without the permission of Soine-ya Prime Hidden photography, wiretapping, etc. And yet Japan’s birthrate continues to decline!?! [/sarcasm]
by gofromjrocknyc
December 4, 2012 06:03 pm · 7
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Rent-a-Japanese-Boyfriend!

http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/rent-a-boyfriend-dispatch-service-because-japanese-women-get-lonely-too:

According to the site, you can:

  •   Sleep in his arms
  •   Go out for a date (all costs must be borne by the client)
  •   Have him clean for you (Simple cleaning tasks like vacuuming, etc., so long as it’s nothing discomforting)
  •   Eat together at a restaurant (all costs must be borne by the client)
  •   Have him cook for you (ingredients must be prepared by the client)
     

And here’s what clients are forbidden from doing:

  • Touching his genitals or reaching under his clothes
  • Taking a shower or bath together
  • Kissing or other intimate contact not specified in the service outline
  • Anything that would sexually arouse him
  • Contacting him in private without the permission of Soine-ya Prime
  • Hidden photography, wiretapping, etc.

And yet Japan’s birthrate continues to decline!?! [/sarcasm]