NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette (amazon) (gif or ebook or “real” paper thingbook)

It’s not a problem in Brooklyn much, but in Manhattan, I am constantly channeling Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride: EVERYBODY MOVE!

http://www.teenvogue.com/my-life/profiles/2013-12/chiara-de-blasio/

Like a true city kid, Chiara doesn’t have her driver’s license (yet) and loves going to concerts. Her music of choice? All metal everything: “Old school metal, thrash metal, death metal, the new wave of British heavy metal. In terms of more modern stuff, I’ve gotten into Scandinavian, folk, and Viking metal.”

thx e!

hotel-job:

FATHER: What are all those people doing in Santa costumes?
CONCIERGE: Santacon. They get drunk in Santa costumes and go bar hopping.
MOTHER: My 4 year old one saw one vomit. They’re killing dreams.

Branagh, MacBeth, NYC, 2014.

I assume tickets will cost about as much as an iPad, but DAMMIT I’M GOING

NY Daily News:

Weed’ guy stabs ‘Beer’ guy in Times Square as Broadway shows let out

Panhandler holding an ‘I Need Money for Weed’ sign goes after his rival holding an ‘I Need Beer’ sign. Predator and Alien were questioned about the incident.

He stabbed him five times in the head and body WITH A PEN

"Knob"?

“Deadly She-Wolf Assassin at Armageddon!” continues through June 2 at La MaMa’s Ellen Stewart Theater, 66 East Fourth Street, East Village; (212) 475-7710, lamama.org.

http://theater.nytimes.com/2013/05/22/theater/reviews/deadly-she-wolf-assassin-at-armageddon-at-lamama.html